With our sister station on earth undergoing routine…duct purging, ISN Mars is pleased to announce a breathtaking look at exciting new programs coming to this once third -tier broadcast station:
Monday Evenings, get ready for hard hitting questions to the President’s Administration with Questions Clark told us to Ask or He’d Kill Us.
Tuesday Evenings we go in depth at the craaazy dudes that run that alien infested, parasite-ridden, minbari-humping station staff with: Babylon 5: those alien-***ckers.
Wednesdays are pledge drive days at this station and goes to the Help Clark Feed the poor Proxima Colonies that are Starving Because they don’t See the Glorious Vision of our Anointed Leader. followed by 50 ways to make rat stew palatable.
Thursdays we look at the life inside the Nightwatch and what it takes to bring down Earth’s Enemies.
Fridays is All My Circuits! Followed by Spider Man, the man who donned a giant spider ship and didn’t go on a rampage!
Saturday We do a round panel discussion on why Life on Earth and Mars are so great with Clark and what we can do to serve Him better.
Sunday is our nondenominational religious programming, whether it be Jesus Clark, Clark Buddha, Q-Clark or Miscellaneous.
Boy it’s good to be chosen to broadcast this exciting programming, one can only hope it keeps us from having voluntary skylight enhancements by armed…carpenters.