Babylon 5. The famed space station played host to a summit between two species today: the Pak’ma’ra and the Cardassians. To try and resolve their differences.
The Cardassians, recently discovered through a Roddenberryan anomaly in Pak’ma’ra space, had made no attempts to hide their contempt of the Pak’ma’ra during the now infamous First Contact incident.
In that incident The Pak’ma’ra envoy, both a master vocalist and renowned pornography king, the James Deen of the Pak’ma’ra as he’s been called by porn historians, had made several key mistakes as his attempts to seduce his Cardassian counterpart led him to be served at dinner. It had not been known at the time that the Pak’ma’ra had been biologically compatible with the Cardassians in only one way: food. Negotiations soon broke down and open hostilities quickly followed.
The summit today was an attempt to return to pre-anomaly borders. However it appears the Cardassians did not come in good faith as their delegation was preceded by crates of Yamok Sauce. Several of the Pak’ma’ra delegates have already disappeared.
Interstellar Alliance President Sheridan has threatened retaliation and there has been no response from Gul Macet.
More on this as the situation develops.